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[Chamillionaire - playing as an internet blogger nerd]
[typing keyboard]
Logging on to AllHipHop right now and uh..
What is this? Chamillionaire?
Not him again..
[Loud sigh] I cant stand him!

Hes probably name-droppin artists cause he knows his album bout to drop
You know hes gonna start tryin to diss because he knows hes gonna flop
Eff Chamillionaire! That Carter album is what Im tryna cop
Chamillionaire thinks hes too smart, and plus I think he sings a lot
See, he is not, nowhere as good as they say he is, I hate that kid!
And if he is, how come his last one didnt do as much as this?
anyways, you gotta act hard to make it in this music biz
And only people who like him is just little white suburban kids
Cause he aint in the streets, he aint cookin soft, or sellin bricks
He cant handle beef, he dont know what a two-time felon is
All he talk about is chips, he gotta make a song thats for the chicks
That track with Slick - does he think that I could bust a move to this?!
H-A-H-A LOL, I SWEAR that boyll never sell
And I just hope he goes to jail, get beat up, stabbed and goes to hell
I KNOW he will! I KNOW he will! Cause he dont ever show me skill
I hope they drop him from his deal, that balla rap is overkill
He dont rap the way he used to rap, he rappin bout some stupid crap
He be rappin without saying *ISH* and Im not really used to that
He dont rap bout sippin syrup, he dont rep that Houston rap
If I EVER saw him in person, hed be the rapper that I re-FUSE to dap
Anyway, I heard a rumor; he aint beefin, what a lame!
He didnt even diss 50 back when 50 Cent called out his name
I asked some girls about him and they told me that they felt the same
So many stans on the internet on his dick and its an effin shame
Im loggin on to HipHopDX, like, "Who the heck created this?!"
Chamillionaire?! NEGATIVE ONE is what Im gon be ratin this
Hes not the best, I hate this kid, he couldnt even make my list
If ANYONE says that this is dope, I SWEAR Ill probably take my fist
and punch a hole in this computer, tell the fans to get it straight
Cause last time he dropped a hit was nineteen-ninety-NEVER-eight
Thats the reason why I hate on EVERYONE that says hes great
And PLUS he sounds so monotone, his style doesnt ever ELEVATE
I logged on SOH-H just to investigate
I see he tryna drop a mixtape August 27th, WAIT!
Does he think Ima purchase this? Id NEVER ever get his tape
Anyways, everytime he does, the CD comes out HELLA late
And plus The Game is droppin then, he shoulda picked a better date
and Texas, they fell off the map, he should be reppin a better state
RZA, GZA, Little Brother, and The Cool Kids way better than him
and hes not even the best from Texas, hes not even better than Slim
I logged on his MySpace page, his song didnt have that many plays
[in whiny voice] cause I know that NO ONE cares bout ANYTHING he has to say

(Time for supper! [knocks on door])
Huh, what? (What are you doing in there?)
ey, come on, mom! (Are you jacking off again?)
Close the door! Get out the way!
(Stop it, come eat your broccoli!) NO! NO! 
Get out my face please, cant you see Im on the net?!
(I told you, stay off of those porno sites)
Geez, Ill be out there in a minute, you just need to let me breathe!
(And its time to take your medication)
STOP IT, MOM! LEAVE! (Come on!)
(Stop it boy, I pay the bills in this house!)

[in a pitiful and sobbing tone]
AHHHHH!! I hate my life! I hate my life! I hate that his life aint my life!
Im only seventeen, and all I do is sit all day and type!
I caint believe that Jennifer had the nerve to say I aint her type!
I hate the smell of broccoli, my mom caint even make it right!
I give my opinion on blog sites, opinion hate, and say whos nice
cause Im too broke to buy CDs, I download em and play em twice!
I HATE my dad! He disappeared and didnt ever say good night!
I HATE my parents! Hate the world! Ill make sure they all pay the price!!

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