Bloodhound Gang - Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever

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Bloodhound Gang - Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever

Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 
Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl 
When I landed a Pam like on the San Fran Real World 
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok 
Id never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok 
Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice 
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice? 
I was sharp as a Chinese star but its a line I threw 
Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo 
I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee 
I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody 
She said for all the tea in China my vaginas not free 
But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty 
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry 
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country 
She was made in Taiwan I said Im O.K. with that 
Just promise me youll never try to eat my cat 
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you 
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too 
In Japan the hand is used as a knife 
In Japan a mans wifes hand job than can cost him his life 
But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu 
Ill shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo 
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki 
Oh me chinky shes so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki 
Burnin up like Napalm burstin like an A-bomb 
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in Nam 
Shes like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please 
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees 
Im a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese 
First Ill have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi 
Shell be screaming like Godzilla and kickin like Jackie Chan 
Ill get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan 
Like the Chinese New Year shes gonna see fireworks 
Now be a good chinky and press Jimmys shirts 
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you 
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too 
Sing chinky sing 
One more time 
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you 
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too 
Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang 
Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang

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